As far as documented history shows, Mark Twain never once wrote, or even uttered aloud, the phrase “Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you’ve never been hurt, and live like its heaven on earth.”
However, that hasn’t stopped other writers, bloggers, or Etsy shop-owners from wrongly attributing the quote to the American authorAnthony Scaramucci, the newly-appointed White House communications director, included.
Along with his old tweets bashing President Donald Trump, the internet took to trolling Scaramucci’s tweet dedicated to the “Mark Twain” quote shortly after news broke Friday of his appointment and former Press Secretary Sean Spicer’s immediateresignation.
Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like its heaven on earth. MarkTwain
— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) June 15, 2012
Thetweet, posted on June 15, 2012, is pretty harmlessTwain himself probably wouldn’t be fazed to see the phrase attributed to him.
Scaramucci’s not the first to make this mistake, and he probably wasn’t the last during these past five years. The quote has been previously debunked as actually being part of a set of lyrics published bysongwriters Susanna Clark and Richard Leigh in 1987. It’s been believed to have also been uttered by baseball legend Satchel Paigeand writer/researcher William Purkey.
Even a staff member from the Mark Twain House in Hartford, Connecticut, told the Daily Dot that she frequently has to set visitors straight about the quote (the museum’s marketing department did not immediately respond to an official request for comment).
But the frequency at which the world wishes Twain penned “Dance like no one is watching” mattered not to the rest of Twitter, which immediately created a hot new meme format out of Scaramucci’s ignorance: misattributing equally vivaciousor inspirational phrases to some laudedwriter, historical figure, or philosopherwho most definitely said no such thing.
"When you cried, I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream, I'd fight away all of your fears" -Albert Einstein
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) July 21, 2017
"Don't want to close my eyes,
Don't want to fall asleep, 'cause I'd miss you baby, and I don't want to miss a thing" John Locke
— MKP (@MKPinNYC) July 21, 2017
Love. Love will keep us together. Think of me, babe, whenever. Some sweet-talking girl comes along…
– Jesus Christ
— Hitmonkey (@VitruvianMonkey) July 21, 2017
"Nothing's gonna stop us, nothing's gonna stop us now" – Ernest Hemingway
— RogueRefugee (@JaybeeStewee) July 21, 2017
Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
— Oliver Basciano (@olibasciano) July 21, 2017
When you saw only one set of footprints in the sand, it was then that I carried you.
— Kevin Collier (@kevincollier) July 21, 2017
"Na na na na na na na nana
Na na na na nana
Gettin jiggy wit it" — Nelson Mandela
— Tommy Vietor (@TVietor08) July 21, 2017
— Joan of Arc
— oufenix (D) (@oufenix) July 22, 2017
Yes, the meme is very similar to viral images of fictional characters with superimposed quotes from a second character, then attributed to a third character. However, the sheer brilliance of this internet joke is that it’s now rooted in an innocuous, inspirational tweet now only barely linked to the Trump presidency.
The Scara-meme-cci, if you will, can also be inverted. Have a really poignant, meaningful poem on the mind but just can’t remember the author? It’s probably by one of our 21st-century pop stars, tbh.
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light
— Owen Williams (@OwsWills) July 21, 2017
Can we just add “Tweet like no one is following you” to this list of wise proverbs, and attribute this one to Scaramucci? For some strange reason I’m getting the feeling this is a mantra he’s already taken to heart.